
At last I have time to get around to thanking Lolita of Lolita's Classics for honouring Movietone News with the Kreativ Blogger Award.
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In fact, she gave us three: one for Movietone, one for The Marx Brothers Council of Britain and one for my horror movie blog Carfax Abbey.
According to Lolita, in accepting the award, one must list seven other blogs to receive the award, and 'seven things you don't know about me'.
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The latter could be tricky... I like to think of this site as searingly autobiographical, and I'm not sure there are any earth-shattering revelations left to be revealed. Already disclosed somewhere in the mass of postings below is the fact that I have never drunk tea, coffee, beer or water in my life, that I don't have a mobile phone or watch any television, that I once spent an afternoon in Michael Winner's living room listening to him as he sat next to me trying to operate his tv remote control in the dark, that I abhor Obama and his ghastly wife, that I've lost count of the number of times I've seen A Night at the Opera at the cinema, that I have a genuine regard for Sylvester Stallone and that I can be briefly glimpsed in the video for 'Going Out' by Supergrass.
So here, instead of any personal disclosures, are a few movie sevens, covering areas I rarely if ever touch upon under normal circumstances.
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Since this blog is concerned overwhelmingly with films I love, here are the seven films that I most hate:
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Pleasantville, Apocalypse Now, A Clockwork Orange, Dr Strangelove, The Deer Hunter. (You may have noticed that this is only six films. That's because I have a space reserved for Fight Club: one day I'll confirm my instinctive hatred by actually watching it.)
And since the blog is concerned overwhelmingly with movies made in the golden age, here are my seven favourite films of the past 25 years:
Crimes and Misdemeanors, Ghost World, Funny Bones, The Straight Story, Cop Land, Blue Velvet, Marie Antoinette.
And lastly, since this blog is, obviously, about films I have seen with my own two orbs, here's seven that, somehow and to my considerable red-faced embarrassment, I've never got around to seeing:
Intolerance, Shadow of a Doubt, The Best Years of Our Lives, The Grapes of Wrath, La Regle du Jeu, Seven Samurai, The Long Weekend.
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Now to the blogs I wish to pass the Kreativ Blogger award on to. My initial criterion was that I shouldn't give it to any that I have passed awards on to before, or to any that were honoured by Lolita at the same time I was. (Otherwise: Kate, Casey, Mikal, Juliette etc etc... it goes without saying.)
This, of course, does not mean that somewheres back along the line my choices haven't already been tipped by someone else. So if you've already got one of these some time backaways... well, what are ya squawking about? Now you've got two. And anyway, only one of them came from me. So ditch the other one if it's like some big problem already.
They are:
The Crowd Roars
The Painted Woman
Time Machine to the Twenties
Behind the Couch
Kinetografo
Silver Screen Suppers
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Now to a little hypocrisy. I am aware that I am breaking my own rule by flinging my final gong in the direction of The Flapper's Personal Kinetoscope Parlour. I've just double-checked Lolita's list and it seems she beat me to it. But I have been enjoying this site so much lately that I must make an exception. Elizabeth's heroic resistance to modernity makes my own look positively half-hearted, and she only ever watches and writes about the coolest imaginable stuff. For her, even sitting through Gone With the Wind (and for the sake of a near-subliminal Cliff Edwards cameo, what's more) was a sacrifice of principles. Whereas as far as I'm concerned, I may talk big about losing interest after 1939, but the uncomfortable truth is that if it's got Keira Knightley or Drew Barrymore in it I'll happily trot along to any old horseshit.
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So thanks to all the above for being both creative and kreativ - often simultaneously - and for giving me so many hours of reading pleasure.
12 comments:
I hope it was a remote control Winner was trying to operate.
'Funny Bones' is fantastic. But how you could like that dismal dreariness 'Ghost World' beats me.
"if it's got Keira Knightley or Drew Barrymore in it I'll happily trot along to any old horseshit"
Including 'Donnie Darko', and if so what did you think? I liked it but can imagine you sitting there grinding your teeth into a fine powder, Drew or no.
Out of curiosity have you seen and do you approve of Whit Stillman's 'Metropolitan', 'Barcelona' and 'The Last Days of Disco'?
As soon as you are finished reading this comment, promptly insert The Best Years of Our Lives in your dvd player. Once completed, follow up with Shadow of a Doubt. And if you meant The Lost Weekend, that better be next :)
I've never seen Fight Club, but I believe I hate it just as much as you do. Sometimes seeing a film really isn't necessary to know how bad it is.
Thank you so much for the award! I can hardly believe that you haven't seen "Intolerence!" You need to get on that as quickly as possibly! ;)
Thanks so much for the award! I gladly accept, and will pass it on when I get a chance to whittle down my list. You picked some fabulous other blogs.
Amanda -
You're welcome!
Elizabeth -
I know, I know! It took a lot for me to admit it... I've just never quite got round to it...
Kate -
Ha! I did mean Lost Weekend, of course. Slip of the old typing finger. But I'll think I'll leave it as it is, otherwise your very funny comment won't make any sense. Glad you agree about not needing to actually see films to dislike them. For a long time I hadn't seen Cuckoo's Nest but still included it among my top hates. Then I found myself alone with somebody else's video of it and two hours to kill and thought it was only fair to give it the benefit of the doubt... I was delighted to discover that it was even worse than I'd imagined.
George -
Ghost World is actually my favourite modern film of all, and the only one to figure among my favourites of any era. Among the thousand good reasons for loving it: I am Seymour...
I enjoyed Donnie Darko; saw it a few times at the cinema and have the DVD. I used to see all sorts of things back then. I still think it's no worse than a bit silly... basically okay. I'm afraid I haven't seen any of Metropolitan, Barcelona or The Last Days of Disco. Are they good?
OMG - what an HONOUR to be selected for an award. I feel like I have just won an OSCAR! After a horrible, horrible week you have just made life worth living!
OK, sorry, a bit of Sally Field crept in there but honestly I am DEAD CHUFFED. xxxxx
Congrats on the award for your great blogs, it's truly well deserved :=D
"I haven't seen any of Metropolitan, Barcelona or The Last Days of Disco. Are they good?"
Very. I would venture to suggest you should rent them, especially the first two, right after Lost Weekend and Seven Samurai and the rest. Stillman's a fogey who hankers after a vanished era
of elegance, and his dialogue is unrivalled since the golden age unless it's by Mr Allen. More great lines than a racing yacht and his heart is in the right place.
But I can't see a pattern now in what kind of modern films get a pass from you and why. Perhaps you should write a post on it some time.
You are not Seymour!
Matthew: So good to hear (read) from you! Not much to add but this. Drew Barrymore is mine. Hands off. What is it about that woman that drives cynical men crazy?
Also, don't watch Fight Club. As a personal favor to me, don't ever watch Fight Club. There is something so toxic, so rancid, about that film that it requires complete isolation and withdrawl for about a month before the mind can again interpret stimulus correctly. After viewing, your life will be divided into two parts: "Before Fight Club" and "After Fight Club." It is that bad.
All that is wrong with modern thought and modern film compacted into about 90 minutes. That’s Fight Club.
Now you will simply have to watch it won't you, you contrary son of a gun? Well, don't say I didn't warn you. -- Mykal
Jenny -
You're more than welcome - so glad you liked it!
Sebina -
Thank you very much, from a fellow Bronsonite!
George -
Then I shall. I don't think I've even heard of them. The modern films I like are probably more united by what they aren't than by anything they are...
But Seymour is my hero!
Mykal -
Good to hear from you - I've been busy doing bill-paying work...
As for Fight Club: that sounds like a dare! Actually, very interesting to hear your endorsement of my position (and Kate's as well) - I'm so used to being told 'it's like totally the greatest film ever and you just have to see it'.
But as for Drew - that sounds like fightin' talk, buddy...
Impressive amounts of facts I did not know about you! (Movie-wise, that is.) You like Cop Land? Blue Velvet? You do NOT like Kubrick? You can sit through shitty films with the great trout pout Keira Knightley? I am amazed! Haha.
Thanks for mentioning me in kind words, Mr. Coniam!
I like Blue Velvet because it is transfixingly stylish like all Lynch films were until he disappeared up himself and because it dares to have a happy ending, Cop Land for the same reason, for the ensemble acting (headed by dear old Sylvester) and the fact that it's basically a remake of High Noon.
I don't hate all Kubrick films; really just Strangelove and Clockwork Orange. I like your namesake very much, The Shining's good fun; I haven't seen Eyes Wide Shut in a long time but I enjoyed it more than most people seemed to, aprt from the typically awful performance from Cruise...
Keira - yes, I know. I'm not proud of it. Her gaze turns my brain off.
Please forgive me...
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