Tuesday, October 9, 2007

Don't make the shark the villain


There's a film I haven't seen out at the moment, based on a book I haven't read; both are called And When Did You Last See Your Father?
For all I know, they may both be brilliant. But there's a moment in the film, and probably in the book, which, if I understand it correctly, cannot be allowed to go unchallenged.
In this autobiographical story by Blake Morrison, the young author (Colin Firth) is at a literary party. The story concerns his relationship with his difficult father, played by Jim Broadbent, who for some reason is also at the party. With acute embarrassment, Jr observes Sr buttonholing Salman Rushdie at the other side of the room, and imagines what crass thing he might be saying to him. And the nightmare fantasy line he comes up with is: "So, have you read Jaws, then, Salman?"
Now, as I say, I've not seen the film, so I may have misunderstood the point of the moment. And I haven't read the book, so I can't simply dismiss that. (Though it is true that As If, another book by the same author, remains one of only two that I have disliked so much I had to actually destroy it rather than just throw it away.) But there is no point in pretending that Peter Benchley's Jaws is not a universally dismissed book, even by fans of the film, and largely, it would seem, because it was so incredibly popular.
Through most of my childhood, though alas no longer, it seemed to be the most omnipresent paperback in the world: every house had it, every jumble sale had at least three. Basil Fawlty reads it in bed. Mike Abbott, Sid's son in Bless This House, reads it at the kitchen table.
In fact, I date the end of my youth by the first time I went into a charity shop and didn't see one. (It was the Friends video of its day.)
I still read it once a year, and every year I enjoy it more. More than that, though: every year I admire it more. It is, I am certain, a terrific book. I'm tempted to call it the best book Hemingway never wrote.
It's much more rambling and contemplative than the movie, which was a deliberate exercise in streamlining and paring down the original work so that all that remained was the bare bones story of a town menaced by a giant shark and the three mismatched individuals who set out in pursuit of it. The book, by contrast, uses the shark almost as a backdrop, as counterpoint to the main body of the tale, which is a portrait of the paunchy, middle-aged and vaguely dissatisfied police chief of a seaside town who finds himself called upon to react to an inexplicable crisis and behave with honour. The book is filled with characters either written out or vastly reduced in the film, and with sub-plots and tangents.
Of the three main characters, Quint is pretty much as film fans will recognise him, but Hooper is an unprincipled, rather smug rich kid, and is killed in his shark cage, while Brody himself is a much more complicated, flawed and less instantly likeable character than Roy Scheider's version.
History has recorded it as a cheap, trashy paperback but it is anything but: it is filled with sharp, bare Hemingwayesque detail and some wonderful dialogue. Where it does not match the standard of the film - because it is not its business to - is in suspense and action. The whole second half of the film occurs in the final eighth or so of the novel, and while the initial shark attack has something of the shock of the film's, the climax is remarkable for its lack of drama and suspense. The whole business with the exploding gas tanks is not to be found here. Again, what we have is straight, clean, matter of fact; the shark dies, unspectacularly, as most things die.
What matters most are the people, and how they react under pressure. The first half, which dwells on Brody's uneasy relationship with his wife (who, crucially, is not a newcomer to the island but a rich summer vacationer who married beneath her and stayed on), with Mayor Vaughan (who here has connections to organised crime), and with Hooper (who here has an affair with Brody's wife) are not padding: they set up the web of phoney relations between the characters, dictated by wealth and status and position, which the arrival of the shark makes obsolete. The shark is merely the catalyst, a metaphor almost, symbolic of that kind of crisis which erases artificial hierarchies and restores the primacy of courage and resourcefulness. Again, all very Hemingway.
Neither is it Benchley's only significant work. Though its immediate follow-up, The Deep, was - in both film and book versions - a calculatedly commercial endeavour of little interest, his next, The Island is a really rather brilliant sociobiological meditation about a gang of seventeenth century buccaneers still living in Darwinian isolation on an island in Bermuda, the scientist who studies them and the journalist who is captured and imprisoned by them. Strangely, it made a lousy movie, partly because of the miscasting of Michael Caine in the lead, but also - despite Benchley's sole screenwriter credit - because of the stripping away of the novel's philosophical elements and the bizarre decision to make the pirates comic rather than terrifying and repulsive, as they are in the book. Again, it has a deliberately anti-climactic ending, jazzed-up only slightly in the film. It is his finest novel, better even than Jaws.
Of his later works, the gentle ecological fable The Girl of the Sea of Cortez and Beast, a return to Jaws territory with a marauding giant squid instead of a shark, are also far from negligible. Beast, incidentally, has Benchley's cleverest anti-climax, when, just as all seems lost, the squid is abruptly eaten by a whale. Needless to say, this was swapped for a big explosion when the story was filmed, most enjoyably, as a tv movie.
Admirably, Benchley used the rewards of Jaws to raise the profile of shark conservation, to which he devoted the rest of his life. In a late-nineties article, he went so far as to write:

I couldn't possibly write Jaws today. We know so much more about sharks - and, just as important, about our position as the single most careless, voracious, omnivorous destroyer of life on earth - that the notion of demonizing a fish strikes me as insane.

In accounting for the success of Jaws he was fond of quoting E. O. Wilson: "We're not just afraid of predators, we're transfixed by them, prone to weave stories and fables and chatter endlessly about them, because fascination creates preparedness, and preparedness, survival. In a deeply tribal sense, we love our monsters." In this light, it is clear that all of Benchley's major works are concerned with Wilsonian sociobiology, as applied to the natural world (ecology) and human psychology (Hemingwayesque existentialism).
Peter Benchley died, well before his time, of pulmonary fibrosis, in 2006. He was a fine writer whose misfortune was to have had one enormous popular success that pigeonholed him as the kind of writer he in fact never was, nor had any inclination to be. His later works are, perhaps, uneasy compromises between what he wanted to write and what publishers demanded. As a result, they fell between stools and none repeated the amazing commercial success of the first.
This may have added to the misgivings he sometimes expressed over the content of Jaws in later life. Not long before his death he said: "Any story about an animal that I would write today would have to portray the animal as the victim, not the villain."
Which, sadly, is not the kind of story they hand out million dollar advances for.

The Female Laurel & Hardy


Thelma Todd, Zasu Pitts and Patsy Kelly were the greatest three-woman double-act in screen history.
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In a series of shorts for Hal Roach studios, they became known as 'the female Laurel & Hardy'. Oddly, these films are rarely revived or studied, despite the fact that, as individual performers, the three are still relatively well known.
Pitts (left) was a durable supporting character comedienne who upstaged a number of headliners (among them Abbott & Costello, Bob Hope, Francis the Talking Mule and the entire cast of It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World) between 1917 and her death in 1963. Early dramatic appearances including lead work in Von Stroheim’s Greed and The Wedding March (she is superb in the latter especially) were swiftly forgotten when her forte for comedy was discovered, and by 1930 (according to some sources) her straight appearance in All Quiet On The Western Front had to be cut after preview audiences laughed at the sight of her.
Despite only taking the lead in one feature film (1936’s Kelly the Second), Irish-American Kelly (left) enjoyed a long career in comic support, often in servant roles, and finished in elderly character spots, mainly for Disney but also in Rosemary’s Baby and Sam Fuller's Naked Kiss; she died in 1981.
Actually, to call her comic support is a little disingenuous: she’s a shameless scene-hogger, even without dialogue. Cast as Billie Burke’s maid in Topper’s Return she spends the greater part of the film stood behind her pulling faces while she speaks.
Todd (left), an ice cream blonde with a persona that chimed perfectly with her times, did fine support work for Charley Chase, Laurel & Hardy and the Marx Brothers and a few straight roles on pre-Hays women’s pictures.
(Click here to watch Speak Easily, a Buster Keaton talkie worth the ticket price for Thelma's pre-Code drunk scene.)
Alas, she is perhaps best known for her mysterious death, which was certainly nasty, almost certainly murder, and sufficiently shrouded in rumour and conspiracy to warrant a chapter in Hollywood Babylon and a tv movie. (With Loni Anderson: nothing like her!)
You know their faces: they turn up all the time in support of W C Fields, the Ritz Brothers, Buster Keaton… Much less often viewed, however, and rarely deemed worthy of mention in histories of movie comedy, are the short films they made as stars.

Deciding what endures as classic and what is left to moulder in the can is an essentially arbitrary process, informed as much by such factors as availability of prints, individual tastes of archivists and restorers, the accident of whatever was most popular at the time and the short memories of audiences as by anything approaching objective consensus. And the spectacle of lost films being rediscovered and belatedly taking their place in the pantheon of greats is hardly rare. So it is odd to reflect that there exists an entire body of work – nearly forty short films – that has completely fallen off the map, yet is so manifestly of interest to historians, cineastes and general audiences. By whatever criterion of worth one wishes to adopt – historical significance, artistic merit, importance to students of the genre, funniness – these are as rewarding as the works of any other thirties comic artists.
Partnering Thelma Todd first with Zasu Pitts and then Patsy Kelly for a series of double-act short farces was the brainchild of producer Hal Roach, whose production company supported a vast array of star and supporting comics. The most famous of all were Stan Laurel and Oliver Hardy, and in Todd and Pitts Roach was convinced he had found their female alter egos.
So Thelma is the savvy girl about town who knows the angles but somehow seems to miss out on the lucky breaks. Zasu is slow, gangly, and accident-prone and a constant threat to Todd’s attempts to appear sophisticated. Working, rooming, socialising with Todd’s smart city-girl, Pitts has trouble opening sofa beds and tins of milk, is scared of mice, and says things like “I’ve only been away from the farm for about a year.”
The most widely seen of their films, because Laurel and Hardy make an in-joke appearance at the end, is, thankfully, a beauty. On The Loose (1931) begins with the two returning from yet another visit to Coney Island: apparently the unimaginative choice of every single pair of city slickers that takes them out on a date. Zasu has sand in her shoes, and both are griping about men, and reflecting on the line of knick-knacks on their shelves, each a prize from previous trips to Coney. With slow, naturalistic languor, they keep up this running commentary as they undress and get into their shared double-bed where, beautifully picked out in moonlight, their recollections gradually change tone from resentment to nostalgic amusement, and as the scene fades they are helpless with laughter.
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After twenty or so films, Patsy Kelly replaced Zasu’s measured, nasal musing with raucous machine gun wisecracks and graceless comments in inappropriate settings. She is brash, far more attractive than she is supposed to be, and like Stan Laurel she can hit a spoon in such a way as to make it fly in the air and land in a wine glass.
An outspoken, unabashed lesbian, Kelly contributes a delightful interview to Boze Hadleigh’s nasty and frustrating book Hollywood Lesbians, in which the author performs his moral duty to hector unwilling, elderly actresses into revealing aspects of their private lives they wish to remain private while simultaneously asking them almost nothing about their fascinating films and careers. But Kelly's chapter, alone, is a joy; she's happy to talk openly, and you can hear her voice barking out every snappy reply. Asked if she had a crush on Jean Harlow she replies, “The Pope Catholic?” And here she is on Mae West: “the dame’s illiterate and she’s got whole generations believin’ she wrote her own movies – bullshit!”

With Kelly's arrival, a new kind of sassiness enters the films, and knowing that she is a lesbian makes the often casual physical intimacy of her relationship with Thelma seem all the more fascinating. This certainly comes to the fore in Babes in the Goods (1934), in which they are trapped overnight in the display window of a department store and must undress and share a bed, with the voyeuristic approval of Roach drunk Arthur Housman, leading an enthusiastic contingent of street-level onlookers.
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Their relationship even achieves touching, Stan and Ollie-like proportions in Top Flat (1935, below), where a disagreement over Thelma's reluctance to contribute the household coffers, and instead to sit around writing pretentious poetry, leads to them going their separate ways. Later, when Patsy sees Thelma in a luxury apartment building she assumes she has become a famous poet; she is, in fact, merely the occupant's maid. Patsy turns up unexpectedly with two musical friends, and their loud, crass behaviour, and obliviousness to Thelma's discomfort, is played beautifully for farce.
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Roach had in fact already attempted the ‘female Laurel and Hardy’ experiment with Marion Byron and Anita Garvin but it hadn’t taken, unsurprisingly since the chief strength of Laurel and Hardy’s on-screen relationship is that it is accidental, organic, instinctive. No pre-thought could have conceived of so deep and eccentric a marriage, still less attempt to cast it. Producing a female Laurel and Hardy as if from ingredients in a cake was a risky tactic, since what you were liable to end up with is lifeless pastiche, as meaningful as one of those MGM shorts in which all the parts are played by dogs.
Which is to say that the Todd/Pitts/Kelly films shouldn't have worked either, and it's surely true that on a first encounter with them you won't be able to avoid making comparisons. Dialogue is by their regular writer HM Walker, and incidental music instantly recognisable from their soundtracks plays throughout. Stan and Ollie’s stock company (Arthur Housman, Billy Gilbert, Charlie Hall, Anita Garvin) are mostly present, albeit cast with a little more freedom than usual. The characterisation and writing are often pleasingly subtle, the situations broad.
Most fans, I think, agree that the Todd-Kelly films are by and large superior to the Todd-Pitts ones, even though it is hard to say precisely why. Certainly Pitts is as capable a comic actress in her own idiom as Kelly is in hers. No, the sole difference as far as I can see is that Pitts was cast in deliberate imitation of Stan Laurel, whereas Kelly was a substitute (and an admirably left-field one) introduced when the format was already off and running. So the need to play it exactly like Stan and Ollie had abated, and Kelly could do her own thing.
This also liberates and ventilates Todd’s characterisation; her one-note desperation at Pitts’s general helplessness now replaced by a more varied set of responses to a character by turns infuriating, ingratiating, sympathetic, crass, loud, resourceful, cynical and often in knowing opposition to her social pretensions. Now the films revolve around Todd’s anger at Kelly’s refusal to conform to her standards of social behaviour, rather than Pitts’s mere inability to.
This is not to denigrate the Pitts films. Both series are rich and strange things. They all have the tang of reality about them, in the dialogue, deliciously salted with the slang and clichés and lost topical references of their time and place, in the settings, and in the attitudes displayed by the girls towards the situations they encounter.
It seems obvious that a lot of the dialogue is improvised. You get a sense of it in such scenes as the one in Catch as Catch Can (1931) where Todd and Pitts continue a private conversation while simultaneously working as hotel reception telephonists. While chatting and taking calls they also keep up a fast and detailed commentary on the callers (“It’s the guy in 476 asking for more ice, now what can one man want with all that ice?”) It has the snap and pace of real speech, and it’s very funny.
One is instantly struck by the desire to speak specifically to female audiences via a concentration upon such areas of common experience as the inscrutability of boyfriends, social one-upmanship and the changing pace of city living. (The stars often play shop girls griping about difficult customers and demanding bosses – they are always being fired, giving notice or newly hired.) And sometimes they really do surprise you: Todd and Kelly’s complete inability to take care of a baby in Babes In The Goods contrasts markedly with Stan and Ollie’s casual mastery of parenthood in Their First Mistake (1932).
And since these are at all times Hal Roach films, there’s always a fair measure of clothes falling off and random, vindictive slapstick. This latter plays especially oddly - odd for all the reasons that Roach slapstick is odd anyway, plus a whole bunch more because it’s happening to girls. (This is of course largely by force of habit: Hal Roach does slapstick. Like Republic Studios, so used to the conventions of the low budget westerns in which they specialised that even their horror films tend to have lots of barroom brawls and stagecoach chases in them, it’s largely instinctive. The idea that it might play differently when a landlady keeps horrendously banging her head on her window than it does when it’s Charlie Hall would probably have never occurred to Roach, though it’s pleasant to remember that he gave Todd her contract in the first place was because, by his own account, she was elegant and sexy but looked to be the sort of gal who nonetheless wouldn’t mind falling on her ass or taking a pie in the face.)

Hal Roach's dream woman: sexy, elegant, will take a pie in the face.

But Roach, unlike Sennett, say, really did have one eye on social reality. He seemed to sense instinctively that an obvious way of attracting an audience is to show them aspects of their own lives, and speak in something like their own voice. Chaplin may have made more show of dealing with the human condition, but there is something very abstract and symbolic about his world. Roach’s films lack this universal vagueness. They are set clearly in America, in the twenties or thirties, in times of often harsh deprivation and much struggling to stay above water. There is something utterly convincing about – to pick an example more or less at random – the disreputable tavern in Our Relations (1936) where Laurel and Hardy are taken to the cleaners by a pair of keenly delineated opportunist good time girls. In One Good Turn (1931) they are knocking on doors offering to chop wood in exchange for a sandwich at a time when thousands of Americans were doing exactly that. Many of these films were made in the pre-Code Depression years and are surprisingly frank in their treatment of sexuality, poverty, drunkenness, drug addiction, prostitution and other forms of exploitation.
The Todd-Pitts-Kelly films, by offering a woman’s angle on this world (hesitantly at first but soon with assurance and aplomb and despite all-male credits behind the cameras) seem even more sharp and alive to the pulse of their times. Asleep In the Feet (1933), for example, is about taxi dancing: Thelma and Zasu are invited by neighbour Anita to supplement their daily earnings by working at a seedy dance hall run by an unusually nervous Billy Gilbert. The sense of depression-era desperation is clear and strong, the matter-of-fact specificity of its socio-historic trappings remarkably potent.
The backgrounds and situations sometimes achieve documentary-like vividness – so much so that when they start slipping on nailbrushes and falling in the bath the effect is almost allegorical. It’s as if the bad luck these characters are afflicted with goes far beyond economic deprivation and into almost cosmic realms, and the films start to look like Schopenhauer had a hand in the writing.
Social status humour is a staple used throughout the films, often in bizarrely contrived set-ups. Invited to a fashionable birthday party under false pretences in Pajama Party (1931), Thelma instructs Zasu to behave only as others do. She passes a group of bright young things reclining in patio furniture, just too late to hear the line “I don’t care what you say, I know perfectly well a girl can fall off a horse from that position and break her shoulder” but in time to see the two disputants illustrate their respective conceptions of what position a girl would be in if she has just fallen off a horse, and hold the poses as a lively debate ensues. Ever keen to not look out of place, she joins them on the floor, languidly assuming an equally bizarre contortion.
A later Todd-Kelly film, Soup and Fish (1934) restages the same basic premise, but now it is not Zasu’s gaucheness but Patsy’s open antagonism toward social pretension that Thelma has to worry about (always in addition, of course, to those less predictable indignities that the Roach universe heaps on its denizens). Patsy has for some reason acquired a loutish mania for hand buzzers and similar practical joke gadgets, and Thelma ends by suffering the twin embarrassments of having a hand-buzzer down the back of her dress and a companion whose immediate response is to rise to her feet and clap in time with her gyrations, then ring out a melody on the wine glasses with her knife and fork.
Even as the guests make it clear that a woman of her sort is not welcome among their ranks, Thelma still retains a measure of additional embarrassment at being seen there in the company of Patsy. (Though like Ollie she is indomitable in her refusal to crawl away and die: even after falling clothed into a bath in Pajama Party she tries to save face, first by feigning amusement, then by pretending to scrub herself with a loofah fully dressed.)
The series seems to deliberately strive for this kind of fatalistic surrealism by building bizarre catastrophes from the most prosaic foundations. The Charley Chase-directed Bargain of the Century (1933) begins with Thelma and Zasu deciding to buy some new sheets. By asking a policeman to help protect them from the crush of other customers they accidentally get him fired and guiltily invite him back to their flat for dinner. Then they mistake Billy Gilbert for a senior policeman and invite him too in the hope of getting the first one reinstated. Instead, he decides to attempt a magic trick with Gilbert’s watch; it ends up smashed to pieces in the ice cream. Then, with what passes for inevitability in Roach’s universe, Gilbert goes berserk and starts destroying clocks. .

...........................Posed hi-jinx on a Todd-Kelly set.

The Todd-Pitts sequence ended in an unfortunate and unnecessary way. Though Roach hired both stars at the same time, Todd’s contract ran six months longer to prevent the pair striking together for a pay rise when the time came to renew contracts. With Todd still on his books, Pitts’s position would be weakened, and Roach could always threaten to team Thelma with someone else.
This was in fact standard policy for Roach teams, and is the reason why, when Stan Laurel got a little uppity in 1939, the peculiar Zenobia got made. (A teaming of Oliver Hardy with Harry Langdon, silent superstar long since reduced to lowly Roach gag-writer, it was not a success, thus inadvertently strengthening Laurel’s bargaining position and also denying us ‘The Hardys’, a projected series with Ollie as the harassed head of an all-American household.)
If Roach thought a female Laurel and Hardy would be easier to intimidate he miscalculated: Pitts walked out and continued her successful career elsewhere. Todd remained, and resumed business as usual with Kelly, until fate intervened tragically when she was found dead in her garage in December 1935.
Roach tried matching Kelly and Pert Kelton (who had co-starred with Todd in her last completed feature Lightning Strikes Twice, released only a couple of weeks before her death), then with Lyda Roberti, but after just two films Roberti also died, at the age of twenty-seven.

Monday, October 8, 2007

‘Inspired’ doesn’t even come close


Michael Mooron, Jerry Seinfeld's grim-looking cartoon about bees, two fearless exposes of Western atrocities in Iraq and Tom Cruise in earnest mode - the most certain recipe for horror since they paired Karloff and Lugosi - in a Robert Redford film "that delves behind the news and politics to explore the consequences of war"... Once again the BFI have pulled out all the stops to make this year's London Film Festival the most uninteresting yet.

The big questions this year: Since when did A Clockwork Orange and Killer of Sheep qualify as 'Treasures From the Archive'?
And just how pretentious can independent cinema get before it ingests itself completely?
Here's some of what the festival organisers find especially intelligent and challenging this year; the blurb is direct quotation:

I'm Not There
'Inspired' doesn't even come close to describing Todd Haynes' unconventional journey into the life and times of Bob Dylan. Six actors portray Dylan as a series of shifting personae, from the public to the private to the fantastical, weaving together a rich, multi-layered portrait of this ever-elusive icon. Arthur (Ben Whishaw), Rimbaud-esque renegade symbolist poet, serves as the film's de facto narrator; 11-year-old Woody (Marcus Carl Franklin) rides trains and channels the spirit of Woody Guthrie; Jack (Christian Bale) is the Greenwich Village singer whose early success as the adopted figurehead of the protest movement is followed by disappearance; he resurfaces twenty years later as Pastor John, a born again Christian preacher; Robbie (Heath Ledger) rides motorcycles, loves women and rises to counter-cultural fame with his performance in a 1965 biopic of the vanished Jack; Jude (Cate Blanchett, superb) surrenders body and soul to a full throttle, fully amplified assault on his folk music following; Billy (Richard Gere) imagines Dylan in full retreat from the world, as 'Billy the Kid', having survived the famous showdown and taken refuge in metaphoric town of Riddle.

Exodus
Penny Woolcock's latest film looks to the Old Testament for its inspiration, contains a frighteningly convincing vision of the future, and addresses issues that could not be more relevant to the here and now, re-imagining the Bible book of Exodus in Margate, and exploring themes of identity, migration, terrorism and the search for a promised land.
Pharoah Mann (Bernard Hill) is an opportunist politician who sets up a contained ghetto for immigrants (evocatively filmed in Margate's Dreamland amusement park). Pharoah and his wife take in an abandoned child and name him Moses (Daniel Percival). When the boy grows into a man, he begins to question everything that the man who's acted as his father represents. Events lead him behind the wire gates of the ghetto, into the suppressed community and on to battle for their freedom.
The first feature film from collaborative artists organisation Artangel, Exodus is a visionary and ambitious triumph, containing stunning scenes derived from the building and burning of Antony Gormley's Waste Man sculpture, and elements from events where local people were invited to take part in live performances as part of the film's production.

Mister Lonely
Michael Jackson (Diego Luna) moonwalks, high kicks and yelps 'yoo-hoos' in the streets of Paris. While he is entertaining pensioners at a nursing home, Marilyn Monroe (Samantha Morton) teeters by, and tells Michael of a haven for look-alikes in the Highlands of Scotland, a commune where Charlie Chaplin, Shirley Temple, the Pope, Queen Elizabeth II and others work together and entertain each other in glorious seclusion, away from the misunderstandings and judgment they face in the outside world. Michael can't resist seeing the place for himself, and follows Marilyn there.
Meanwhile, in the jungle, a drunken missionary (Werner Herzog) leads some nuns on a high-flying adventure. Harmony Korine's first feature since julien donkey-boy in 1999 finds him in a playful, enjoyably mischievous mood, capturing a tone as reminiscent of his so-called 'novel', A Crackup at the Race Riots, as it is of his previous films.

Enticing stuff, eh? Not since I had to have a urinary tract examination have I felt more eager. Oh and by the way, I've seen a picture of "Cate Blanchett, superb" done up like Bob Dylan. Horrific.
Elsewhere, Barbet Schroeder has come up with a 132 minute study of Jacques Verger, an attorney who has "argued in defence of Klaus Barbie, Pol Pot, Carlos the Jackal and others" and is therefore - in the closest the BFI gets to fighting talk - an "apparently monstrous political figure." But there's two sides to every story - he's a "confirmed anti-colonialist, born in Thailand to a Vietnamese mother and a father from Réunion, who as a seemingly leftist young lawyer during the Algerian War of Independence decided to defend freedom fighters (or terrorists, depending on perspective)". In fact, he's "a paradox, an enigma and, it should be said, a witty charmer." So don't worry - "Schroeder never passes judgment". Thank Chomsky for that; they had me worried there for a minute.
Best for last: remember Michael Haneke's Funny Games, supposedly an indictment of the American approach to screen violence? Well, a whiff or two of mainstream success later, and he's taken the yankee dollar and remade it in Hollywood. And the BFI still think it's "confronting... and challenging us to consider our motives in watching violence"! It's showing October 22nd. Unfortunately I'm washing my hair that night.

Friday, October 5, 2007

The day the music died



A dreadful quiet has fallen over the land.
Now, if you say something like "I can't do that - I own the company!" or if your boss asks you what you can possibly say to stop him sacking you and you say "sorry, dad", or if the newspaper vendor you've been criticising for not enunciating properly hands you a paper and it really is called the Morry Starret - there will only be eerie silence.
Ronnie Hazelhurst, master of the light ent sig tune and incidental jingle, has gone to the great variety revue special in the sky.
Hazelhurst wrote those little bursts of instrumental jollity - musical chuckles, I suppose you could call them - that went between the sketches on The Two Ronnies, things like the rum-te-tiddle-de-dum-de-diddle after the two men on the alottment, or the dubba-dubba-da-da, dubba-dubba-da-da, DUM at the end of twist-in-the-tail punchlines. As such, he helped define an era of light entertainment.
He also wrote entire themes. Like James Bernard, in-house composer at Hammer films, his method was to take the title and sing it until a tune automatically arrived to fit the syllables and scansion. Bernard pulled this off even with such daunting raw material as Dracula Has Risen From the Grave and Frankenstein and the Monster From Hell but Hazelhurst was a comparable master, turning Last of the Summer Wine into a gentle lilting melody capturing exactly the tempo of the show (for better or worse) and achieving with his masterpiece The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin a tune which is not only perfect for the programme but which also actually rises on the word rise and falls on the word fall. Odder assignments included Sorry!, which makes evocative use of a peculiar synthesised miaowwing noise, and Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em, which spells out the title of the show in morse code using only piccolos.
Needless to say, his kind of warmth and artistry no longer had any place in the kind of television where end credits sequences are talked over, disfigured by superimposed trailers and rarely last longer than fifteen seconds. But it was nice to learn that he and Cathy Dennis co-wrote a number two hit for S Club 7 in 2000. (Which incidentally, you'll have noticed, has now ceased being referred to as "the year 2000").
I would end on a joke, but the silence would be unbearable.

Ronnie Hazelhurst (1928 -2007)
(A tip of the hat to the Times obit for most of the facts)